http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/koans.html#id3141241
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hacker_koan
Eric Raymond kinda butchered the Jargon File when he took over maintenance, so it wouldn't surprise me if some of the text there is invented. The original Jargon File does not contain any koans:
http://www.dourish.com/goodies/jargon.html
http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/koans.html#id3141241