This is a beautiful premise for a mind bending book.

I'm sure He either said "let there be light" or "gee, that's funny...."

I'd prefer either "what does this button do?" or "shit, don't press that!".

Those are what you get when you figure out how to construct a machine that looks to the future and can hear what God says at the end of the universe.

"I clicked print and nothing happened!"