*"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. ...

		arethuza 38 days ago \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: Air India flight to London crashes in Ahmedabad wi... "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flight_009